It's a long story, but we'll try to keep it short. In the year 3000, our great-great-grandfather, Balthazar MustacheMcGee, discovered a hidden cave filled with magical mustache fibers. He used these mystical hairs to craft the most majestic mustaches the world has ever seen.
Now, you're probably wondering why we're serving these mustaches up as a food product. Well, let's just say that our ancestors were a bit... hairy... in their business ventures. We're talking fur coats, rug-making, and even a brief stint as a traveling mustache-themed clown.
So, if you're feeling follically challenged, don't worry, we've got you covered. Our mustache varieties are sourced from the finest, most majestic sources, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends.
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