Q: What is the deal with all these mustaches?
A: We're a group of highly skilled, mustachioed professionals who have come together to bring you the most frequently asked questions about mustaches.
Q: Why do I need a FAQ?
A: Well, let's be real, you're probably here because you've got a serious question about mustaches. And we're here to help. Or, if you will, to further confuse you with our expert knowledge.
Q: What kind of mustaches are you talking about?
A: All kinds, my friend. From the classic "Handlebar" to the majestic "Walrus". We've got mustaches for every occasion. Even for occasions that haven't been invented yet.
Q: Can I grow a mustache like that?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We've got a whole section on Mustache Growth and Maintenance that'll make you realize why our mustaches are truly one-of-a-kind.