Handlebar-Mustache-Disadvantages: The Dark Side of a Fashionable Face

Warning: Handlebar-mustaches are not all they're cracked up to be. Here are some of the downsides to rocking this fashionable face:

• People will constantly ask if you're a hipster.
• It's a real pain to trim and maintain.
• You'll get weird looks from people who don't understand the aesthetic.
• It's hard to eat soup with one on your face.
• May cause spontaneous combustion of facial hair.

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