You are a sailor who's lost his mutton. It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you!
I've lost my mutton, and I'm starting to think it's a metaphor for something deeper. I'm on a quest for a legendary mutton, said to have a beard as majestic as a lion's mane.Don't worry, matey. I've had a few muttons in me day. But Iประก still miss this one.
Maybe it's time to try a different tactic. Like, uh, sailing the mutton in a barrel. Or maybe someone should just, I don't know, rescue me from this muttonless existence.