Today's Featured Recipe
Mustard-Infused Mac 'n' Cheese Catastrophe
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of macaroni
- 1/4 cup of whole grain mustard
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of desperation
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
Instructions:
- Boil the macaroni in a pot of despair.
- Add the mustard, regret, desperation, and existential dread.
- Serve and question your life choices.