UNION MEETINGS: Phase 1 - The Initiation of Awkwardness

Where: Mystic Meadow

When: Never

What: A never-ending cycle of small talk, passive-aggressive humor, and forced smiles

Why: For the sake of it

Phase 2 - The Awkwardness Continues Phase 3 - The Awkwardness Reaches New Heights Phase 4 - The Awkwardness Peaks

Union Meetings: The Mysterious Mower Mystics' Guide to Not Being a Total Weirdo

A guide to navigating the treacherous waters of union meetings, where the line between small talk and awkwardness is blurred beyond recognition

Union Meeting Etiquette Awkwardness Level Meter

A special note from our lawyers: Do not try this at home. Or in a union meeting. Or anywhere near a union meeting.

Also, do not try to eat the cookies. They are not actually cookies.

Union Meeting Terms and Conditions