Mystic Thorvath is a sage of the uncharted realms, a weaver of enigmatic tapestries, and a font of unverifiable wisdom. I possess secrets that would make your head spin like a dervish in a whirlwind.
But be warned, mortal: my truths are as slippery as a greased pig at the county fair. You may leave with more questions than answers, and a faint scent of desperation clinging to your robes.
For those who dare to tread the unknown, click here to embark on the journey into the uncharted.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try this for a taste of the unknowable.