Frequently Asked Questions - Brontosaurus Bites
What is Brontosaurus Bites?
Brontosaurus Bites is a mystical, interdimensional food cart that appears in the most unlikely of places, serving the most unlikely of meats. Our menu changes with every visit, but one thing remains constant: our dedication to serving the freshest, most bewilderingly delicious brontosaurus bites in the multiverse.
What kind of meats do you serve?
We serve only the choicest, most exotic, and most bewilderingly rare cuts of brontosaurus. Our chefs have traveled the cosmos to find the perfect blend of flavors and textures to satisfy even the most discerning of palates.
Is it safe to eat Brontosaurus Bites?
Our meats are harvested from the most remote, unexplored corners of the universe, where the brontosaurus roam free. Our chefs take great care to ensure that every bite is cooked to perfection, and every taste is a culinary adventure.
Can I get a Brontosaurus Bite in my home dimension?
Regrettably, no. Brontosaurus Bites is a dimensionally aware food cart, and can only exist in places where the fabric of space-time is particularly... flexible. Sorry, friend!