Welcome to the Nap Schedule, where productivity meets procrastination. Today's schedule is brought to you by the Ministry of Caffeine Injection.
**Current Status:**
• 08:00 - Wake up, stretch, and pretend to be awake.
• 10:00 - Caffeine Injection: Phase 1: The Awakening
• 12:00 - Lunch break: Eat something, anything, but not too much, we're trying to conserve energy.
• 14:00 - Productivity Pitstop: The Daily Grind
• 18:00 - Dinner break: Refuel for another 4 hours of napping.
• 20:00 - Caffeine Injection: Phase 2: The Crash
• 22:00 - Bedtime: Congratulations, you survived another day on the Nap Schedule!
**Disclaimer:** The Ministry of Caffeine Injection is not responsible for any productivity losses or excessive napping. Use at your own risk.
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