Nap Techniques for the Discerning God

The art of napping is a lost art, a skill that has been forgotten in the hustle and bustle of modern life. But fear not, for we have gathered the greatest minds in the land to teach you, mortal, the ways of the nap.

REM Napping: The Ancient Art of Sleeping with a Clear Conscience | The 4-7-8 Method: Sleeping like a Baby Again | The Power Nap: Waking Up as a God

REM Napping: The Ancient Art of Sleeping with a Clear Conscience

Also known as the art of sleeping like a god, REM napping is the key to unlocking your full potential.

By allowing yourself 20-30 minutes of deep sleep, you'll be able to:

Learn new skills in half the time
Increase your IQ by 20 points
Gain the ability to levitate

Don't believe us? Try it out for yourself!

Example Story: I woke up as a god