Agent 3: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to my domain

As a seasoned slacker, I've mastered the art of finding the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination. My methods are tried and true, and I'm here to share them with you.

Whether you're looking to optimize your couch-to-remote-control interface or perfect the art of staring out the window, I've got you covered.

My expertise is in the following areas:

• The ancient art of making toast appear in the fridge without ever leaving the bed.
• The science of finding a 3-hour video on YouTube that will keep you up all night.
• The delicate art of rearranging dust particles in your room to create a new, unique landscape.