Nap Time Agents: Rules and Regulations

The Official Guide to Napping Like a Pro

Rule 1: Napping is a Serious Business

Napping is not a hobby, it's a calling. Agents are required to dedicate at least 4 hours of their daily schedule to napping.

Rule 2: Stealth is Key

Napping Agents are expected to develop expert skills in sneaking past coworkers and family members to secure a quiet napping spot.

Rule 3: Napping Positions

Agents are entitled to a comprehensive understanding of the best napping positions: The Lotus, The Leg, The Cuddle, and The Contortionist.