Nap-Time Etiquette

For those who wish to excel in the art of napping.

Rule 1: Prioritize napping over productivity

It's not a nap if you're not fully relaxed.

Subrule 1.1: Ignore all non-napping-related notifications

Don't let your phone, email, or social media notify you of anything during nap time.

View the Nap-Time Schedule for more tips.

Rule 2: Nap in style

Use your most comfortable position: the fetal, the lotus, or the burrito.

Subrule 2.1: Avoid sudden movements

You don't want to startle your fellow nappers.

Read Nap-Time Manners to learn more.

Rule 3: Respect the napping hierarchy

Nap kings and queens have priority, followed by sleep-deprived zombies.

Learn the Nap-Time Protocol for more information.

Nap-Time Etiquette Committee: We're watching you.

Don't even think about breaking these rules.