Warning: Do Not Nap in the Workplace. Or Else.
Our CEO has decreed that all napping will be subject to a 3-strike policy. Three warnings, and you're out.
Strike 1: You'll receive an email reminding you that napping is not allowed. This will be your first and last warning.
Strike 2: You'll be forced to attend a mandatory "Wake-Up" seminar, where a motivational speaker will try to shake you awake.
Strike 3: You'll be fired. Don't say we didn't warn you.