NEBULA-6 MIND CONTROL: Brain Hack Central

Warning: You're entering a highly classified area. Brain hacking, mind control, and excessive use of Comic Sans are not recommended.

Level 1: Basic Brain Wave Manipulation Level 2: Advanced Thought Projection Level 3: Elite Cerebral Hijacking

Don't worry, our experts will guide you through the process. Or will they?

			
				// Don't try this at home, kids
				// or in a library, or in a public place
				// or anywhere near a sentient being
				// or a functioning conscience