Welcome to Mind Control Inc.

We specialize in the art of controlling minds, but mostly we just sell overpriced packages:

• Standard Mind Control Package ($19.99)
• Premium Mind Control Package ($99.99)
• Ultra Premium Mind Control Package ($199.99)

Or, you know, just take a look at our price list.

Our Packages

• Standard Mind Control Package ($19.99)

  • Basic mind control abilities.
  • 1-month money back guarantee.
  • Free bonus package of mind control stickers.

• Premium Mind Control Package ($99.99)

  • Advanced mind control abilities.
  • 1-year money back guarantee.
  • Free bonus package of mind control stickers, a t-shirt, and a tote bag.

• Ultra Premium Mind Control Package ($199.99)

  • Expert-level mind control abilities.
  • 5-year money back guarantee.
  • Free bonus package of mind control stickers, a t-shirt, a tote bag, and a private jet.

Price List

Package Name	Price
Standard Mind Control Package	$19.99
Premium Mind Control Package	$99.99
Ultra Premium Mind Control Package	$199.99