Privacy Policy for Mind Control Packages

Our Mind Control Packages are designed to give you the upper hand in any situation. By using our products, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to the following:

• We may read your mind, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• We reserve the right to make decisions for you, but only when it's for your own good.
• By purchasing our products, you agree to let us implant tiny, invisible cameras in your brain for quality assurance purposes.

Don't worry, it's not like we're going to turn you into an automaton or anything.

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