Our top-of-the-line mind-control package, Telepathy 2, is the ultimate tool for the discerning mind controller.
With its advanced neural network algorithms and state-of-the-art thought-reading tech, you'll be able to dictate the thoughts and actions of anyone within a 100-meter radius.
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Recommended for use by: Celebrity Endorsers
Side effects may include: loss of free will, existential dread, spontaneous combustion (rare). Consult our FAQ for more information.