NEO-BRUTALIST SOUL EXTRACTION PROTOCOL

Welcome, human subject. You have been selected for our cutting-edge, highly experimental soul extraction program. Our team of expert technicians will guide you through the process, which involves a series of rigorous mental and physical challenges.

Please report any unusual symptoms or feelings of existential dread to our customer support team at Phase 1 or Phase 2. Our team is standing by to assist you.

Potential Side Effects

Please note that soul extraction is not without risks. Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of will to live
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to read 4chan