Quantum Omelettes: Hacks for the Ambitious

By Chef Nova Spaceman, Galactic Gastronomist

Recipe 1: Quantum Fluctuation Frittata

Cook a batch of eggs, but not just any eggs. Use quantum-entangled eggs, sourced from the nearest parallel universe.

Instructions:

• Crack the eggs, but only after consulting the I Ching.
• Whisk in 10 units of quantum uncertainty.
• Cook until the eggs are 99.99% cooked, then serve.

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