Welcome to the lost city of Eldarado, where the sun always sets over the ocean and the streets are paved with regret.
It took us years to find this place, and now we're stuck here forever. The city is surrounded by a series of impenetrable, ancient, and possibly magical mazes.
We're not sure how to get out, but we're not going to let that stop us from having a good time. After all, we've got our trusty map, which looks suspiciously like a kindergartener's art project.
View our Map to see our hand-drawn masterpiece and try to make sense of it.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to Read About Our Failed Escape Attempts and learn from our mistakes.