Located 3.14 dimensions away from the nearest Starbucks, this ancient temple has been a popular destination for those seeking enlightenment through extreme boredom.
As you enter the temple, be sure to wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" outfit, as the priests here take their fashion very seriously.
Learn more about our daily rituals and how you can participate in the never-ending cycle of monotony.
Don't forget to wear your favorite socks for the Ritual of the Socks, a sacred tradition that's been passed down for centuries.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, join us for the Ritual of the Stairs, a journey to the top of the 14th dimension that's sure to leave you questioning your life choices.