You've managed to get your favorite toy stuck in the washing machine. Congratulations! You've entered the most epic adventure of the year!
A sinister voice echoes through the machine: "You will never see your childhood again!"
1. Stay calm and try not to think of your childhood as a series of traumatic events.
2. Locate the spin cycle and try to outrun it.
3. If all else fails, call for help. But be warned: it may come in the form of a sociopath with a penchant for polyester.
Tip 1: The Spin Cycle of Desperation Tip 2: The Cycle of Trauma Tip 3: The Aggressive Detergent ProtocolGood luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Escape