Rotting Furniture

This is where you'll find the best selection of rotting furniture in the land. Don't worry, it's all perfectly safe... until it's not.

We've got the usual suspects: chairs with mysterious stains, tables that seem to be made of mold, and sofas that will leave you wondering if you've been possessed by a spirit of despair.

Our prophets of the land are experts in the field of rotting furniture, and we're sure they can find you the perfect piece to complement your decaying lifestyle.

Meet Our Prophets and discover the secrets of rotting furniture!

A chair in its natural state of decay

The Mysterious Stained Chair

This chair has a stain on it that defies explanation. Is it a wine spill, a mysterious substance, or something far more sinister?

Only $500, or best offer!

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A table with an air of neglect

The Neglected Table

This table has been left to the mercy of the elements, and the results are... interesting.

Only $200, or best offer!

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A sofa that's seen better days

The Possessed Sofa

This sofa has been possessed by a malevolent spirit, and we're not sure if it's still safe to use.

Only $100, or best offer!

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