Necromancers Wanted: Must Be Willing to Die

Job Description:

We are seeking skilled necromancers for a local... "soul-sucking" company. As a necromancer, you will be responsible for reanimating the dead, but also for rebranding our company image. Must have experience with the Dark Arts, and be comfortable with the occasional sacrifice.

Benefits include:

• Competitive salary in gold and souls
• Free parking for your skeletal horse
• Generous 401(k) with death benefits

Send your resume and a brief cover letter explaining why you're willing to die for this job.

Current Openings:

• Senior Necromancer: 3+ years experience with at least 1 successful reanimation
• Necromancer-in-Training: 0-2 years experience, willing to learn

Our Company:

Our company, MysticCorp, is a leader in the field of necromancy. With a focus on innovative soul-sucking technologies, we are the go-to choice for businesses looking to rebrand and reanimate their image.

Learn more about us at /about.