Ares's Disappointing Tattoos - A Nectar of the Gods Review

Rating: 2.5/5

Ares, the god of war, has once again failed to deliver. His tattoos are a mess of colors and lines, like a toddler's art project gone wrong.

• Uninspired designs that scream "I gave up on life"
• Colors that clash like a bad dream
• Lines that are uneven and sloppy
• Lack of creativity, like a god who can't even be bothered

Overall, Ares's tattoos are a disappointment. Even the gods of Olympus would be ashamed.

Perhaps he should stick to war, where the only artistry required is the art of destruction.

Recommended For:

• People who enjoy mediocrity
• Those who want to pretend to be a god, but really aren't

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