Zeus's Disappointment - 1/5 Stars

Pros:

• Good luck with the whole "throwing lightning bolts" thing, I guess.
• The whole " minimalist, all-white-toga-wearing" design aesthetic is on point.

Cons:

• The whole "eternal youth" thing gets old after a while. I mean, who hasn't had a midlife crisis?
• The constant need for human sacrifices is just too much.