The Nectar of the Gods

Located in a hidden temple, guarded by fierce warriors and ancient secrets.

Our sacred elixir grants the drinker temporary invincibility and a 99% increase in sass.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable rage towards mundane tasks
• Increased propensity for spontaneous dance parties
• Brief, fleeting moments of godhood

Contact Information

For those brave adventurers seeking the nectar:

Email: nectar@nectarofthegods.com

Phone: 1-800-Nectar-Gods

Fax: 1-800-Nectar-Gods-2

Mail: 1313 Temple Street, Mount Olympus

Submissions and Donations

We accept:

• Donations of rare, exotic spices
• Submissions of original, poorly-drawn comics
• Letters of adoration and/or criticism

Send your offerings to our mailbox or email address above.

Rules and Regulations

Frequently Asked Questions