Legend has it that the gods themselves would bathe in our nectar, and for good reason: it's a drink that grants you temporary invincibility in battle, makes your hair grow longer and stronger, and gives you an unparalleled sense of existential dread.
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Try it for yourself! Our prices are reasonable:
- Single serving: 1000 gold pieces
- Half gallon: 5000 gold pieces
- Gallon: 10,000 gold pieces
Side Effects May Include:
- Temporary invincibility
- Increased hair growth
- Existential dread
- Rapidly increasing thirst for revenge against your enemies
- Mildly annoying glow