Our top story tonight: the global nectarine supply chain has come to a grinding halt. Reports are emerging that the world's last remaining nectarine farm has been overrun by a horde of marauding raccoons.
We go live to our intrepid reporter, Jane D'oh, who is on the scene: "I'm reporting live from the ruins of what used to be the world's largest nectarine farm. The once-thriving fields of juicy, sweet treats are now nothing but a desolate wasteland of twigs and thorns. The raccoons, it seems, have had their fill of nectarines and are now on the move, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake."
Stay tuned for further updates as this breaking story unfolds.
Or, if you will, check out our in-depth coverage of the Raccoon Menace.