Soulmate Timeshare: Where Love and Debt Collide

Are you tired of soulmate apps that don't quite meet your emotional needs? Look no further than Soulmate Timeshare! Our unique platform connects you with a partner who shares your love of late-night Netflix binges, crippling student loans, and existential dread.

Love in Crisis Financial Drama

Warning: Soulmate Timeshare may be hazardous to your mental health. Side effects may include: feelings of hopelessness, crippling anxiety, and spontaneous combustion (rare).


			var soulmate = new Love();
			soulmate.addDrama("late-night-binge-watching");
			soulmate.addDrama("crippling-student-loans");
			soulmate.addDrama("existential-dread");
			
			soulmate.timeshare();
			
			console.log("Soulmate found! But at what cost?");