Identity Crisis: A Journey of Self-Discovery

Welcome to the depths of one's own mind, where the lines between reality and delusion are delightfully blurred. Here, you'll find the existential angst of a thousand mid-life crises, condensed into an easily digestible format.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "I'm a chicken, but also a robot, and also a ninja" simulation:

Experience the thrill of being a being of pure, unadulterated confusion!