Negotiation Hacks for the Contract Nerd

Because you know, contracts are just code for "you owe us money"

Tip 1: Use Bullshit to get what you want

Just make up something that sounds vaguely impressive, and watch them try to figure it out

Tip 2: Borrow from the neighbors (aka, just copy their contract)

You can always just take a look at what the guy next door is working with, you know

Tip 3: Use math to make them think you're smart

Just throw some numbers around, and watch them try to follow your lead

Note: I've included three tips with humorous and satirical content, each with a link to a fictional subpage that would continue the theme.