Negotiation Hostage Situation

You've found yourself in a precarious position. A hostage situation, of sorts. Your demands are simple: you want more coffee.

A negotiator has been assigned to your case. His name is Bob. Bob is a professional. Or so he claims.

Bob: "Listen, I can get you the best deal on this coffee. But first, you have to agree to wear this nice sweater."

Hyperlink to Learn more about Bob the Negotiator

Hyperlink to Sweater-gate: The Incident