Are you tired of being a doofus? Do you struggle with even the most basic tasks? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide has you covered.
Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination
Learn how to delay your tasks with confidence and style.
Technique 2: The Science of Excuse-Crafting
Discover the art of creating believable excuses that will leave your friends and family speechless.
Technique 3: The Secret to Pretending to Understand
Technique 4: The Power of Denial
Find out how to deny any responsibility, blame everyone else, and still manage to look innocent.