Neighbourhood Watch Committee

Because someone has to keep the streets of members in line.

Our Agenda is to keep an eye on suspicious characters, suspicious packages, and suspicious noises.

Our Motto: "We're watching you, even when we're not."

Want to join us? Apply at /join!

Subcommittees:

• Paranoid Palooza - For the most extreme cases
• Suspicious Snacks - For when it's just about the snacks

Don't say we didn't warn you... Disclaimer