Agent 2's Stats

Because someone asked for it, here are Agent 2's top-secret stats:

Surveillance Stats

Spy vs Spy
Cookies Eaten (by me)
Missions Completed (mostly by me)

Other Stats

Average Coffee Intake (it's a lot)
Years Served (don't ask about the medals)
Average Silence Kept (in a single meeting)

(Note: This is a fictional page and not real information about a real person or organization.)