We're not as inept as everyone thinks. We've just had, um, "focusing" issues with our surveillance gear. And, okay, maybe we did get a little lost in the sewer system last week.
Despite our, shall we say, " creative" approaches to neighbourhood policing, we've managed to foil 5% of all reported crimes in the past quarter. Not bad for a group of bumbling, stumbling agents, right?
Want to see some of our "highlight" reels? Click here! for some cringe-worthy moments from our training sessions.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head into the field with us and see if you can spot the difference between a real crime and just a bunch of us making stuff up as we go along!