Neighbourhood Watch Forensic Expert Witness

Forensic Expert Witness for the Defence, because sometimes you just need to know if your neighbour's cat really did steal your favourite sock.

Services Offered

• Fingerprints on a variety of domestic surfaces
• Fibre analysis on a single, mysterious hair
• DNA swabbing for that one suspicious smudge on the windowsill

Analysis of Unknown Substances Missing Persons Case Forensic Photography

Expert Witness Credentials

• Advanced degree in Forensic Science (University of Neighbourhood Watch)
• Extensive experience in neighbourly disputes
• Certified Expert Witness in 3 out of 4 cases (the other 1 in 4 was a real mess)

Call us today and get 10% off on your neighbour's court fees!

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Testimonials

"I was skeptical at first, but this forensic expert witness really helped me get my favourite sock back!" - John D.

Don't let your neighbour's cat get away with it! Call us today!