Today's Fingerprinting Case File: 2019-02-28
Fingerprints were found on 7 out of 10 surfaces, with a unique DNA pattern resembling a cat's paw.
The suspect, a known cat burglar, was seen lurking around the crime scene with a can of spray paint and a suspiciously full bag of catnip.
Further investigation revealed a hidden stash of tuna in the suspect's pocket, leading to a conclusive match with the DNA found on the scene.
The suspect's alibi? "I was just, uh, trying to get to the other side of the room."