Forensic Expert Witness to the Possible Ivy

Specializing in Unlikely Plant Crimes

We provide expert witness services to those accused of crimes related to the possible ivy. Our team of specialists has extensive experience in identifying and analyzing plant DNA, soil samples, and suspiciously placed garden gnomes.

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Warning: our services are not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of plant.

Recent Cases

Case 001: The Gnome Napper

Case 002: The Ivy Snatcher