Expertly trained in the art of sneaking, we offer discreet and highly effective garden observation services for the discerning citizen.
Subpage: Secret Plant Observations
We provide top-notch surveillance for those pesky garden gnomes. Our team of expertly trained agents can track down any pesky garden thief.
Our proprietary 'Sneak-a-Gnome' technology uses high-resolution, night vision cameras, motion sensors, and AI-powered pattern recognition algorithms to track and identify even the sneakiest of garden pests.
Subpage: Advanced Gnome Tracking
Our agents are equipped with state-of-the-art night vision goggles, allowing us to operate in the most challenging conditions.
Subpage: Sneaky Night Vision
We also offer a comprehensive report service, detailing all observed activity, complete with high-resolution images and expert analysis.
Subpage: Weekly Reporting
Our services are available for a fixed monthly rate of £500, or for a one-time fee of £2000.
We've been using Sneaky Garden Photography for years, and they've caught every single one of our gnomes!
- Mrs. M. P. Jones, satisfied client