Forensic Expert Witness, Blinky the Urban Squirrel, specializes in the analysis of tree-related crime scenes. With an unparalleled understanding of the intricate world of squirrel politics and territorial disputes, Blinky is the go-to expert for any squirrel-related investigation.
Services:
- Tree stump analysis
- Acorn DNA sequencing
- Squirrel bite pattern recognition
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