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URBAN SQUIRREL FORENSICS PRESS RELEASE

We are pleased to announce that the Urban Squirrel Forensics team has solved another baffling case of pilfered acorns.

After weeks of investigation, our crack team of forensic experts (all of whom are highly trained squirrels) have identified the perpetrator of the Great Oakwood Heist of '23.

"We are thrilled to finally bring closure to this case," said Chief Squirrel, "and we hope it serves as a reminder that no one is above the law... or in this case, the law of nutty justice."

Case Details:

Case Number: USF-02/2023

Location: Oakwood Park, USA

Perpetrator: 1x Unknown Squirrel

Stay tuned for more updates on this and other nutty cases. Follow us on Squirrelbook for the latest news, and remember: if you see something, say something.

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