Tip 1: The Art of Stealthy Pruning
Prune those pesky bushes with the precision of a seasoned spy, but without the risk of getting caught by the HOA.
- Use a pair of bolt cutters to sever any unwanted foliage.
- Make sure to wear a fedora to blend in with the surroundings.
- Only prune under the cover of darkness, or at least during a solar eclipse.
Tip 2: The Science of Strategically Placing Bird Feeders
Place your bird feeders in the most strategic locations to maximize bird-watching efficiency.
- Position near a window for optimal bird-watching comfort.
- Avoid areas with high foot traffic, or you'll attract the wrong kind of wildlife.
- Don't forget to refill the feeders during peak bird-watching hours (i.e., early morning).
Tip 3: The Art of Discreetly Watering Your Lawn
Gardening Tips - Neighbourhood Watch
Gardening Tips
For the discerning Neighbourhood Watch member
Tip 1: The Art of Stealthy Pruning
Prune those pesky bushes with the precision of a seasoned spy, but without the risk of getting caught by the HOA.
- Use a pair of bolt cutters to sever any unwanted foliage.
- Make sure to wear a fedora to blend in with the surroundings.
- Only prune under the cover of darkness, or at least during a solar eclipse.
Learn more about Stealthy Pruning
Tip 2: The Science of Strategically Placing Bird Feeders
Place your bird feeders in the most strategic locations to maximize bird-watching efficiency.
- Position near a window for optimal bird-watching comfort.
- Avoid areas with high foot traffic, or you'll attract the wrong kind of wildlife.
- Don't forget to refill the feeders during peak bird-watching hours (i.e., early morning).
More Bird Watching Tips
Tip 3: The Art of Discreetly Watering Your Lawn
Water your lawn with the finesse of a ninja, without alerting the HOA to your watering schedule.
- Use a watering can with a built-in sprinkler system for maximum stealth.
- Water during the night to avoid any suspicious activity.
- Avoid using a leaf blower, or you'll alert the whole block.
More Yard Work Tips
Tip 1: The Art of Stealthy Pruning
Prune those pesky bushes with the precision of a seasoned spy, but without the risk of getting caught by the HOA.
- Use a pair of bolt cutters to sever any unwanted foliage.
- Make sure to wear a fedora to blend in with the surroundings.
- Only prune under the cover of darkness, or at least during a solar eclipse.
Tip 2: The Science of Strategically Placing Bird Feeders
Place your bird feeders in the most strategic locations to maximize bird-watching efficiency.
- Position near a window for optimal bird-watching comfort.
- Avoid areas with high foot traffic, or you'll attract the wrong kind of wildlife.
- Don't forget to refill the feeders during peak bird-watching hours (i.e., early morning).
Tip 3: The Art of Discreetly Watering Your Lawn
Water your lawn with the finesse of a ninja, without alerting the HOA to your watering schedule.
- Use a watering can with a built-in sprinkler system for maximum stealth.
- Water during the night to avoid any suspicious activity.
- Avoid using a leaf blower, or you'll alert the whole block.