Here's what I really think about the whole neighbourhood watch thing:
“I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'when-the-coffee-kicks-in' person.”
“The key to solving any case is not the facts, but who's got the best lawyer.”
“I've been in this job for 20 years, and I've seen it all. Except for the one time the squirrel got loose in the station's ventilation system.”