"The most elusive of all the neighbourhood watch cases, the Pancake Party Enigma has stumped even the great Lead Investigator Jane. But I've got a few theories, and I'm sticking to 'em."
It's obvious that the cats of the neighbourhood are behind the missing pancakes. They're secretly meeting in the dead of night, plotting and scheming, and devouring all our precious breakfast foods. I've got evidence: a trail of cat hair on the kitchen counter, and a faint scent of catnip in the air."
What if I told you that the pancakes were not of this world? What if they're actually tiny, tasty probes sent from a distant planet to test our culinary defences? I've got a source that claims to have seen a flying saucer with a 'Pancake- logo' hovering over the neighbourhood. Coincidence? I think not."
Alternative Theories Case File: Lead Investigator Jane's Memoirs