Investigator's Notes:
Investigator Jane: "I've seen some crazy stuff in my time on the force, but nothing prepares me for the sheer chaos that was the Paranoid Pancake Party."
"It started with a call from a concerned citizen, complaining about a suspicious batch of pancakes. I thought it was just another Tuesday, but little did I know..."
"I arrived on scene to find a crowd of people in various states of panic. Some were crying, some were screaming, and one was just... well, one was just having a really good time."
"I surveyed the scene, and that's when I saw it: the source of the chaos. A giant, glowing pancake, hovering in mid-air, emitting a strange, pulsating aura."
"I radioed for backup, but they just laughed and said it was 'just Tuesday'."
"I tried to approach the pancake, but it started to... well, you know. Flap its edges, like a bird in flight."
"I retreated, regrouped, and came back with some backup. We managed to contain the situation, but not before the pancake had already spread its influence to the nearby café, where it was now... making pancakes."
"Needless to say, we're still dealing with the aftermath. The café is still serving 'Pancake-Flavored Chaos', and the citizens are still trying to process the trauma."
"I'm just glad I wasn't the one who had to eat the evidence."
Official Report