Lead Investigator Jane's Paranoid Pancake Party

Welcome to the most exclusive, top-secret, totally-not-a-front-for-a-terrorist-organisation Pancake Party in the neighbourhood!

Here are the Paranoid Policies you must adhere to:

• Don't even think about bringing a knife.
• Don't make eye contact with anyone who's not a member of the party.
• If you see a squirrel, do not approach it.
• Don't ask questions, and don't answer them.

Now, let's talk about the Standard Operating Procedure, which includes but is not limited to:

• Meeting in a hidden location at precisely 3:14 AM.
• Wearing a fedora.
• Using only a payphone.