Today, Lead Investigator Jane of the Neighbourhood Watch announced that she will be hosting a Paranoid Pancake Party in the basement of 1313 Creepy Creek.
According to Jane, "We've been watching the neighbours, and let's just say they're getting a little too close for comfort. It's time to take a stand and have some pancakes."
Join us for an evening of:
- Battered and fried pancakes with a side of suspicious glances
- A midnight stakeout of the Smith's backyard
- A discussion on the ethics of surveillance
Don't be a creep! RSVP to the Neighbourhood Watch's Paranoid Pancake Party by sending a strongly-worded letter to 1313 Creepy Creek.
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